December 8th.
9am.
Left the apartment all bundled up and headed to Chelsea for the Bust Craftacular.
9:18am
Got onto a bus and started knitting a Christmas project for someone-who-shall-not-be-named.
9:30am
Arrived in Manhattan and proceeded to next bus.
9:34am
M15 arrives and I get on. Kind-of-crazy man acts kind of abusive toward his companion in a wheelchair. Companion is laughing. Passengers look uncomfortable.
9:38am
Kind-of-crazy man takes off his shoes and throws them at his companion. Throws them hard across the aisle. She throws him his boots in return. Bus starts to smell of feet, so I head toward the back.
9:45am
Get off bus two and head over to bus three. I love buses.
10:05am
Arrive at the metropolitan pavilion. Notice the really really long line of crafty people and immediately realize that I will not be getting the free gift bag (only 300 available).
10:08am
I wonder, why isn't the line moving? Fair starts at 10?? I'm thankful I brought some knitting.
10:15am
I'm meeting Vince and Lisa for brunch at noon. Will I even get into this damn fair by then? I'm feeling down on crafts.
10:30am
Miracle of miracles. The line is moving!
10:37am
I'm in! Almost immediately I spot Amy Sedaris signing books and selling crafts. I kind of want a pill case with a picture of Jerri Blank on the cover--but it's $10. Too rich for my blood.
11:00am
Oh, this is a good craft fair. Lots of people I know from their Etsy stores or blogs. I feel the love.
11:05am
One visit to a crafter I LOVE and my list is almost done. And she's so nice and we are mutually happy.
11:10am
A vendor sees me cough and offers me a cough drop. People craft are good people. I buy a t-shirt from him for my brother.
11:12am
My old knitting teacher has a booth and I say hi. She's adorable and her book just came out.
11:30am
An old friend from Huntington is here manning her booth. I say hi. Maybe I should have bought something? But my list was done. . .
11:35am
A woman is selling bird earrings from a suitcase display. She's from New Orleans and these are not metal birds, but little dollhouse feathered birds. They are under $20, and that was my allowance for Rachel-gifts.
11:38am
I buy Vince and Lisa each a cookie from the Lower East Side Girls Club. Charity combined with cookies. Perfect. And then I leave. . . but first I stop at the Etsy booth for a pin, an elf badge, and two mushroom ornaments that, unbeknownst to me at the time, look like two tampons capped with red mushroomy hats.